Monthly Archives: September 2017

To the Victor go the spoils

Imagine if Victor Trumper

Tapped his foot like little Thumper

It would make his straight drives far from handsome

Less Kim Hughes and a lot more Handscomb

Imagine if he twirled his bat

And wore a white, floppy hat;

Imagine that, but reflect on this –

He was twice as good, and averaged half as much as, Smith